"Guessing Game"

Fanfiction: Homestuck

Karkat x Terezi

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GC: H3Y K4RK4T
GC: W4NT TO PL4Y 4 G4M3?
CG: NOT REALLY
GC: >:[
GC: COM3 ON, YOU KNOW YOU W4NT TO!
CG: I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I DO NOT.
CG: BUT SINCE I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO, I GUESS I COULD HUMOR YOU.
GC: Y4Y! >:]
CG: WHAT KIND OF GAME, ANYWAY?
GC: 4 GU3SS1NG G4M3!
CG: OH, BOY.
GC: K4RK4T
GC: B3 N1C3
GC: 1M JUST TRY1NG TO HAV3 SOM3 FUN!
CG: WE’VE ALWAYS HAD VERY DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS OF FUN.
CG: SITTING HERE AND TRYING TO GUESS WHAT’S ON YOUR MIND IS NOT MY IDEA OF FUN.
CG: ESPECIALLY WHEN I’M ALREADY IN A BAD MOOD, UNFATHOMABLE IDEA THOUGH THAT MAY BE.
CG: SO I’M SURE YOU’LL UNDERSTAND IF I’M NOT TERRIBLY EXCITED BY THE IDEA OF LETTING YOU TAUNT ME BY MAKING ME GUESS SOMETHING THAT WILL UNDOUBTABLY END UP BEING MUCH LESS INTERESTING THAN YOU’D LIKE ME TO BELIEVE.
CG: I’M NOT REALLY UP FOR MIND GAMES RIGHT NOW. ESPECIALLY WITH YOU.
CG: …
CG: TEREZI?
GC: WH4T
CG: OH. I WASN’T SURE IF YOU WERE STILL HERE.
GC: L1K3 YOU C4R3
CG: OH, COME ON.
GC: WH4T
GC: YOU S41D YOU D1DNT W4NT TO PL4Y
GC: 3SP3C14LLY WITH M3
GC: SO
GC: F1NE
GC: FORG3T 1T
CG: TEREZI…
GC: WH4T
CG: DAMMIT, I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
GC: SUR3 YOU D1DNT
GC: 4ND 1 W4S 1N SUCH 4 GOOD MOOD
GC: 1 W4S SO 3XC1T3D TO PL4Y 4 FUN G4M3 W1TH YOU BUT YOU RU1N3D 1T
GC: TH4NKS 4 LOT K4RK4T, YOU RU1N3D MY MOOD
CG: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
CG: LET’S PLAY THE GAME, THEN.
GC: NO
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, NO.
CG: YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO PLAY A GAME, SO LET’S PLAY A GAME.
GC: YOUR3 JUST S4Y1NG TH4T
GC: YOU DONT 4CTU4LLY W4NT TO PL4Y
GC: SO 1TS NO FUN
CG: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT
CG: YOU WANT ME TO WANT TO PLAY, OR IT’S POINTLESS?
GC: Y3S
CG: THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD.
GC: >:/
CG: BUT FINE
CG: IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO PLAY, THEN I WANT TO PLAY.
GC: R34LLY?
CG: EVEN THOUGHT IT SEEMS LIKE NEPETA OR TAVROS MIGHT HAVE MORE FUN WITH THIS.
GC: NO, 1T H4S TO B3 YOU
GC: 4R3 YOU R34DY?
CG: YEAH, SURE
GC: Y4Y!
GC: F1RST QU3ST1ON…
GC: GU3SS WHO 1 TALK3D TO L4ST N1GHT
CG: I DON’T KNOW, WHO?
GC: >:[
GC: K4RK4T, YOUR3 SUPPOS3D TO GU3SS!
CG: OH, RIGHT
CG: SOLLUX? FEFERI?
GC: NOP3
CG: ARADIA? KANAYA? IT WASN’T VRISKA, WAS IT?
GC: NO, NO, 4ND NO
GC: YOU 4R3 R34LLY T3RRIBL3 4T TH1S
GC: 1 W1LL 4DD 4NOTH3R QU3ST1ON TO M4K3 1T 34S13R FOR YOU
CG: HOW THE HELL WOULD THAT MAKE IT EASIER?
GC: GU3SS WH4T H3 W4S DR1NK1NG
CG: OH
CG: GAMZEE, THEN. AND THAT DISGUSTING FAYGO OF HIS.
GC: GOOD!
GC: N3XT
GC: GU3SS WH4T H3 W4S DO1NG
CG: DRINKING FAYGO, YOU JUST TOLD ME.
GC: NO, WH4T 3LS3
CG: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?
CG: IT’S  FUCKING GAMZEE, THE GUY IS TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE.
CG: WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE FAYGO.
GC: OK4Y, 1 GU3S TH4T W4S 4 H4RD ON3
GC: H3 W4S T4LK1NG
GC: 4 LOT
GC: GU3SS WH4T H3 W4S T4LK1NG 4BOUT
CG: MIRACLES
CG: HUH
CG: ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, HE’S VERY PREDICTABLE.
CG: SHIT, THIS IS GROUNDBREAKING.
CG: K4RK4T, FOCUS >:[
CG: OKAY, OKAY.
CG: MY ATTENTION IS YOURS, PRINCESS PYROPE.
GC: >:?
GC: MY T34L BLOOD B3GS TO D1FF3R
GC: BUT TH4TS N1C3 OF YOU >:]
GC: 4NYW4Y YOU W3R3 WRONG, H3 W4S T4LK1NG 4BOUT YOU 4CTU4LLY
GC: WH1CH 1S WHY 1 H4D TO PL4Y TH3 G4M3 W1TH YOU 4ND NOT SOM3ON3 3LS3
CG: WHOA, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WHY WAS GAMZEE TALKING ABOUT ME.
CG: WHAT DID THAT DUMBASS SAY.
CG: DAMMIT, AM I GONNA NEED TO HAVE A CHAT WITH HIM?
CG: I’M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THAT.
GC: R3L4X, 1T W4SNT 4NYTH1NG B4D
GC: BUT L3TS R3M3MB3R 1M SUPPOS3D TO B3 TH3 ON3 4SK1NG TH3 QU3ST1ONS
CG: WE NEVER ACTUALLY SAID THAT.
CG: BESIDES, I’M GETTING THE FEELING YOU JUST WANT TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
GC: YOUR3 R1GHT
GC: OK4Y
GC: B4S1C4LLY H3 W4S JUST T3LL1NG M3 TH4T H3 W4S F33L1NG R34LLY W31RD TH3 OTH3R D4Y
GC: W31RD3R TH4N USU4L 1 M34N
GC: 4ND TH4T YOU C4LM3D H1M DOWN 4ND SORT OF T4LK3D H1M OUT OF 1T
GC: H3 S41D H3 W4S R34LLY GR4T3FUL
CG: OH. THAT.
CG: IT WAS NO BIG DEAL.
CG: BUT WHY DID YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
GC: B3C4US3
GC: 1 THOUGHT 1T W4S R34LLY SW33T
GC: AND 1 W4NT3D TO T3LL YOU TH4T >:]
CG: YOU MADE ME GO THROUGH THIS WHOLE GAME, NOT TO MENTION A RIDICULOUS ARGUMENT, SO YOU COULD TELL ME I DID SOMETHING SWEET?
GC: Y3S
CG: …
CG: YOU ARE SO WEIRD SOMETIMES.
CG: SCRATCH THAT. I MEANT ALL THE TIME.
GC: >:]
GC: YOU KNOW YOU LOV3 M3 4NYW4Y
CG: IF YOU SAY SO.
CG: …
CG: HEY
CG: BEFORE I LOSE MY NERVE
CG: IT’S MY TURN
GC: >:?
CG: TO MAKE YOU GUESS SOMETHING.
GC: OK4Y
CG: GUESS WHO MY FAVORITE PERSON IS.
GC: >:O
GC: 4WWW.
CG: YOU DIDN’T EVEN GUESS
GC: 1 DONT H4V3 TO
GC: <3
CG: OH
GC: OH M4N TH1S 1S B4D T1M1NG
GC: BUT 1 H4V3 TO GO
GC: 1TS 4R4D14, 1LL 3XPL41N L4T3R
CG: OKAY
GC: OH, 4ND K4RK4T
GC: YOUR3 MY F4VOR1T3 P3RSON TOO >:]
GC: BY3 <3
CG: BYE TEREZI
CG: …
CG: <3

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